The Joys of Country Living

A couple of weeks ago I was working a Scholastic sale when Jimmy called me up on the phone to tell me that Piper, one of our small dogs (rat terrier we think) was chewing on a badger carcass.

Me: "A what?"
Jimmy: "I think it's a badger or something"
Me: "Are you sure it's a badger cuz I don't think we have badgers around here?!?"
Jimmy: "I don't know what it is but Piper's chewing on it beside the house"

So I came home to this lovely site on the front porch: